that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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