so that wasnt chicken after all
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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