Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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