are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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