with your own penis?
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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