so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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