Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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