Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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