what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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