It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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