Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
