Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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