jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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