She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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