its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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