You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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