so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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