I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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