member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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