I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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