we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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