On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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