So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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