STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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