Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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