You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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