As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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