...so i touched it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
