well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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