yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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