I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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