dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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