Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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