we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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