I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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