They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The chlamydia really affected his face.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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