drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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