At least make sure they are 18
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I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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