Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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