She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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