so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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