You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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