Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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