you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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