Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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