oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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