cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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