I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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