gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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