I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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