Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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