I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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