just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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