I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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