You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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